Chocolatecaohigh

Betsy is an idiot and decided to make a chocolate cao and almond milk with honey beverage at 9pm, so now she is WIRED. I'm going to tell you a caffeine induced story now:


Once upon a time Disabled Santa decided he wanted to go to the thrift store to purchase some new clothing.


When he arrived at the thrift store he was inundated with rows and rows of Cosby sweater, as far as the eye could see.


He became very excited at the sight of all of the beautifully patterned sweaters he had to choose from, but when he reached his hand out to grab the scratchy nylon cable-knit of one of them a rabid wolf spider jumped out of the sleeve opening!


The rabid wolf spider stared Santa down. He wasn't going to give up his Cosby Sweater without a fight.


Inevitably, an evil robot riding a dinosaur came swooping into the thrift store...


The robot dismounted, used his magic powers to turn the thrift store into a children's birthday party, then proceeded to beat up all of the children present.


Once the children were unconscious the evil robot was out of a job, so he had to resort to turning tricks on the street corner outside of the thrift store.


Eventually Satan came and forced a bunch of people into an old wooden barrel, wherein he then proceeded to flail them with switches from a Christmas tree.

THE END!